Code Karaoke

GUTTERSNIPE

Nathan Palmer — Tue, 13 Mar 2012 15:28:08 EDT

AI SE EU TE PEGO

https://www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawlmRwNgjVZzPFH — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 10:53:06 EST

Nossa, nossa

Assim você me mata

Ai se eu te pego, ai ai se eu te pego

Ghostbusters

http://antix.myopenid.com/ — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 03:40:26 EST

using System;

using System.Collections.Generic;

using System.Threading;

namespace CodeKaraoke.Ghostbusters

{

class Program

{

static void Main(string[] args)

{

var serviceLocator = new ServiceLocator();

serviceLocator.AddService(new Ghostbusters());

        var getThing =(Func<object>)(() => new {});
        var somethingStrange = getThing();
        var somethingWeird = getThing();

        var neighborhood = new List<object> {somethingStrange};

        Console.WriteLine("If Theres something strange in your neighborhood");
        if (neighborhood.Contains(somethingStrange))
        {
            Console.WriteLine("Who ya gonna call?");
            var service = serviceLocator.GetService<IParanormalPestControl>();

            Console.WriteLine(service.Call());
        }

        Console.WriteLine("If there's something weird and it don't look good");
        if (somethingWeird != null && !(somethingWeird is ILookingGood))
        {
            Console.WriteLine("Who ya gonna call?");
            var service = serviceLocator.GetService<IParanormalPestControl>();

            Console.WriteLine(service.Call());
        }

        Thread.Sleep(10000);
    }
}

interface IParanormalPestControl
{
    string Call();
}

class Ghostbusters : IParanormalPestControl
{
    public string Call()
    {
        return "GHOSTBUSTERS";
    }
}

interface ILookingGood { }

class ServiceLocator : IServiceProvider
{
    private readonly Dictionary<Type, object> _services
        = new Dictionary<Type, object>();

    public object GetService(Type serviceType)
    {
        return _services[serviceType];
    }

    public TService GetService<TService>()
    {
        return (TService)GetService(typeof(TService));
    }

    public void AddService<TService>(TService service)
    {
        _services.Add(typeof(TService), service);
    }
}

}

And it was all yellow

NDawg — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 12:55:45 EST

// less css

@blue: #00688B;

@yellow: #FFE303;

@yellowBlue = mix(@blue, @yellow);

.stars {

z-index: 1000;

background-color: @yellowBlue;

&:hover {

.shine {

background-color: lighten(@yellowBlue, 50%);

}

How to make me smile

BlueDagr0n — Mon, 9 Jan 2012 23:42:02 EST

require "shoot"require "aim"

class BodyPart

Head = 1,

Tongue = 2,

Heart = 3,

Arm = 4,

Leg = 5,

Feet = 6

end

class StateOfMind

Right = 1,

Wrong = 2,

Like = 3,

Drunk = 4

end

class Person attr_accessor :state

def initialize(state)

@state = state

end

def kiss()

case @state

when StateOfMind::Wrong

@state = StateOfMind::Like

when StateOfMind::Like

@state = StateOfMind::Right

when StateOfMind::Right

@state = StateOfMind::Drunk

end

def chorus() takeMeByThe(BodyPart::Tongue)

person = Person.new(StateOfMind::Wrong)

while person.state != StateOfMind::Drunk

person.kiss()

end

if FILE == $0

itFeels = StateOfMind::Right

stars = 25300000000000

shoot(stars) unless itFeels is StateOfMind::Wrong

youFeel = StateOfMind::Like aim(BodyPart::Heart) if youFeel is StateOfMind::Like

chorus()end

I can code, and I know it

Cod3St@r — Mon, 9 Jan 2012 22:39:58 EST

// test for I.E. 6 or below.var sexy = (/MSIE (\d+.\d+);/.test(navigator.userAgent) && parseFloat(RegExp.$1) < 7);

var wiggle = function(wiggles) {

delay = 70;

window.moveBy(-10, 0);

for (j = shakes; j > 0; j--) {

setTimeout("window.moveBy(20, 0)", j * delay);

setTimeout("window.moveBy(-20, 0)", j * delay + (delay / 2));

}

setTimeout("window.moveBy(10, 0)", (shakes + 1) * delay);

};

var fatBeats = function() {

var beats = 0;

while (sexy && beats < 3.19) {

wiggle(5);

beats++;

}

if (beats > 0) {

alert('My code is sexy and I know it!');

}

};

window.onload = fatBeats;

Caught in Bad Code

Dave Wilson — Sat, 7 Jan 2012 21:33:54 EST

Module CodeSong

Sub Main()
    Dim caughtInBadCode As Boolean = True
    Dim randomWords As Random = New Random()
    Dim words As List(Of String) = New List(Of String)()

    words.AddRange({"rah", "ah", "roma", "ma", "gaga", "ooh", "la"})

    While caughtInBadCode
        For line = 1 To 3
            Dim text As String = ""
            For word = 1 To 4
                Dim number As Integer
                number = randomWords.Next(words.Count)
                text += words(number) + " "
            Next
            Console.WriteLine(text)
        Next
        Console.WriteLine("I want your bad Code")

        Console.WriteLine("Do you want more bad code?")
        Dim input As String = Console.ReadLine()
        If input.Equals("no", StringComparison.OrdinalIgnoreCase) Then
            Exit While
        End If
    End While
End Sub

End Module

test

Aaron Hansen — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 23:36:18 EST

test

Test song

Aaron Hansen — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 20:03:47 EST

this song rocks

select *
from something
where cool = 1


public class awesome
{

}

test

Aaron Hansen — Mon, 26 Dec 2011 23:56:05 EST

test